[Offseason] The 2022 r/hockey Roast of the Florida Panthers (5/32)

vancity1

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A suggestion to keep these threads fresh and not full of the same recycled jokes is to roast strictly on events/stories from July 8th, 2021 to today.

Be creative.

Things you should try to avoid (unless genuinely creative) include but are not limited to:​


  • San Jose choking


  • Vancouver rioting


  • Vegas being historic/disloyal


  • Arizona relocating/sucking


  • Minnesota being Wild-ly average


  • Nashville raising a banner for everything


  • Marchand being a rat


  • Leafs in the first round


  • In general, any other overplayed memes

Roast Schedule:​


Colorado Avalanche – Boom, roasted.

Tampa Bay Lightning – Boom, roasted.

New York Rangers – Boom, roasted.

Edmonton Oilers – Boom, roasted.

Florida Panthers - 7/3

Carolina Hurricanes – 7/4

Calgary Flames – 7/5

Toronto Maple Leafs – 7/6

Minnesota Wild – 7/7

St. Louis Blues – 7/8

Boston Bruins – 7/9

Pittsburgh Penguins – 7/10

Washington Capitals – 7/11

Los Angeles Kings – 7/12

Dallas Stars – 7/13

Nashville Predators – 7/14

Vegas Golden Knights – 7/15

Vancouver Canucks – 7/16

Winnipeg Jets – 7/17

New York Islanders – 7/18

Columbus Blue Jackets – 7/19

San Jose Sharks – 7/20

Anaheim Ducks – 7/21

Buffalo Sabres – 7/22

Detroit Red Wings – 7/23

Ottawa Senators – 7/24

Chicago Blackhawks – 7/25

Philadelphia Flyers – 7/26

Seattle Kraken – 7/27

Arizona Coyotes – 7/28

New Jersey Devils – 7/29

Montreal Canadiens – 7/30

Have at it!

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